A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.
Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.
Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017

by lone ripper July 14, 2009

A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.
Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

-When You Loose Weight by Divorcing Your Wife (i.e If your wife weighs 170lbs and you get a divorce you lost that 170lbs of weight on your shoulders{her})
-Jenny Craig for Males.
-Jenny Craig for Males.
by bOOOOtOOOOOh June 19, 2011

by Weekazarr September 8, 2018

When a hit tv show makes a strange decision to kill off one of its more popular characters that antagonizes a large part of their audience and leads to declining viewership and eventual cancellation of the show.
1. What the hell were the producers thinking? In the second season of a show you are supposed to grow the beard not Kill Jimmy.
2. I hope this show doesn't do something stupid, like decide to Kill Jimmy.
3. Instead of carefully developing a compelling character, a show can always decide just to Kill Jimmy, a move that while show-killing can be thought of as daring and uncompromising.
2. I hope this show doesn't do something stupid, like decide to Kill Jimmy.
3. Instead of carefully developing a compelling character, a show can always decide just to Kill Jimmy, a move that while show-killing can be thought of as daring and uncompromising.
by hello_my_name_is_termite December 30, 2011
