Boo Hoo Hotel

When your girlfriend bursts into tears over the accommodations you've selected for your romantic getaway, you've booked a boo hoo hotel.

"CeCe saw the stains on the carpet and sheets and felt herself tear up. We both understood without a word. I'd picked a boo hoo hotel again, and no one was ever going to get lucky in that dump."

by YanquiBob July 07, 2014

Hotel House

An oxymoron for a short term rental in a residential neighborhood; especially one known for a parade of loud parties,

The neighbors greeted the new hotel house with open contempt.

by mlhiss January 05, 2024

hotel honda

the mobile place aka their car (a honda) where a slut or whore uses as her mobile fucking grounds !!!!!! or mobile brothel for her port a pussy!!! hotel honda

hop back in HOTEL HONDA & keep on rollin' down whore highway you slutwheel!!!!!

by GIDDYUPBABYy March 14, 2010

hotel butter

The residue that's scraped off of used hotel sheets

I prefer my steak with a side of hotel butter

by The Barbarian Philosopher March 23, 2017

war hoteling

using specialized equipment to use other ppl's wireless bandwidth

mother fucking stupid newbish example shit!!!!!

by HighCommanderLars November 14, 2003

welfare hotel

A ratchet-ass joint that you can buy for a relatively small amount of money and make a shit-ton of money every month guaranteed because the state is very inefficient at finding appropriately priced housing for homeless people.

To get a loan to purchase the $1.8M welfare hotel, I was told I had to provide a 30% downpayment.

Does anyone know where I can get $540,000 to help me finance the welfare hotel?

See also welfare motel

by giantturdsandwich March 03, 2016

Simp Hotel

A slang word for Onlyfans.

I heard steve signed into a girls Simp Hotel

by Vexed Logzilla July 05, 2020