Friend cheating

When someone is texting another friend while talking to you irl

Person a and person b are having a conversation
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay

by A singular broken condom March 01, 2024

Because he cheated

So he's the fat cock you fucking idiot.

Hym "We all have to pretend it doesn't matter to protect the fucking fat cocks. We all have to live a fucking lie for them to even fucking exist. Absolutely worthless. If they broke up because he cheated, is his cock fat or is it not? They don't need to exist. It'd be better if they didn't. But instead, I have to be a second class citizen to the fat cocks can exist and the women who are going to disproportionate fuck them don't have to be."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

Cheat Chain

Refers to the sequential order of unfaithfful sexual liaisons shared by multiple partners. Although only one or two individuals may be aware of other specific individuals in the chain, there are theoretically an infinite number of partners in the chain.

"Tania is totally down with a no-strings attached while her husband is out of town and I've wanted to fuck her since she moved in next door."

"Bro I'd wear protection if I were you. I know for a fact she fucked my dealer and I know my dealer fucked Jessica bareback when her boyfriend was deployed in Iraq. I know because I was there and I fucked her too. That bitch is full of diseases science hasn't even discovered yet."

"You're right dude. I'd be in a fucking polluted cheat chain with Jessica and who knows what her boyfriend broght back from Iraq."

by Drunken Horde August 01, 2016

Cheating in KT

The act of cheating in the KT100 Academy series.

I wasn't cheating in KT

by thomas63 March 01, 2021

Think Cheating

to ponder what it would be like to sleep with someone who isnt your significant other.

as i gazed into the persons facebook photos, i found myself think cheating

by cat6789 January 02, 2011

genetic cheats

Mom, " should I call you mom...or Laurie,?" Oh Marc, " you're almost 35 now.., call me Mrs. Antecki!" "Mom, that's weird....oh it's not that weird Hunny!" Ya know what is weird, them there damn Genetic Cheats like your in -breed sister Olivia, who grew up feedn' from dads dare ding dong! Yeah Haaah!

Those Antecki's sure know how to act like trail or trash turds, hell' you see them mom and son genetic crossing their look-a-like kleinfelter pee pee's and suck from Olivia's ass crevice for Genetic Cheats! Yew hay

by OlivialovesherbroMarcTeckscock November 20, 2015

National Cheat Weekend

if you have a gf/bf or if your talking to sumbody fuk them cause it’s national cheat weekend. it’s always before christmas. it’s like a early christmas gift.

always the weekend before christmas!

girl: so you cheated with me
boy: babyyyyy... ITS NATIONAL CHEAT WEEKEND!!!!
girl: oh it’s ok baby i cheated too

by 10/10wouldhighlyrecommend December 16, 2020