tech addiction

Tech addiction is when someone relies on tech for normal daily activities and cannot survive without it. Tech addicts are shown to express distress when their signal is lost. A distempered tech addict should always be avoided.

Harold's tech addiction has got the better of him. I'm sure he's gonna off himself since his GPS went down.

by ooFUZZYoo May 28, 2010

process tech

Someone who wasn’t intelligent enough to be an engineer. Also known as a “pretendgineer”

I wish we had some real engineers instead of all these process techs.

by Billyblanksbody October 14, 2021

Tech Lag

I'm coining a new phrase: "Tech Lag"
It's when old people try to catch up on new technology

(😎A play on "Jet Lag")

Omg, my cell phone died and I had to upgrade. suffering major Tech Lag

by Chelsea Cricket January 31, 2016

Tech crush

Like a man crush or lady crush, when a heterosexual person has a "crush" on someone of the same gender, not sexual but kind of idolizing them, specifically for their technical prowess.

Many straight men end up having a tech crush on Troy Hunt (I don't blame them).

by trixmoto February 24, 2017

Lynn tech

a high school in lynn full of horny spics and fake ass bitches.

susie: you want to go to lynn tech?
max: ya everyone says its the best school in lynn
susie: dont go there. its a piece of shit

by jfbajfnkakf April 06, 2018

half tech

Not quite a full tech... The effort is there tho!!

She's only a half Tech... She'll eventually be a full tech soon enough!!

by R.L.R. March 20, 2022

Tech Shrek

A moniker given by 4chan's /g/ board for Emily Young (formerly Anthony), who appears in many Linus Tech Tips videos and serves as a writer for the channel. The comparison to Shrek is due to Emily being overweight. The name Tech Fiona has also been used since Emily came out as transgender.

I want Tech Shrek to sit on me

by xXBlazeMaster69 August 17, 2023