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Trout Tank

When your girlfriends pussy stinks you stick her in the spa (trout tank) and she smells summers eve fresh when she gets out (fish smell is no longer "Chicken of the Sea").
Damn that chicks pu$$y stinks. I got to get her in the trout tank!
by Houdini my Weenie March 31, 2008
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Fish Tanked

A car gets "fish tanked" when some idiot leaves their sunroof open during a terrential downpour. The best form of the "fish tank" is when water flows out your door when you open it.
Wow, it sure was raining out. Chris's car got fish tanked real bad!
by dcastdal October 10, 2013
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Tank legs

Half man half tank , has a mullet and is a secret genius also known as tanko. If you see this great being you probably are driving down the monash and he's probably traveling at high velocity g force that mattreses will blind you with great impact. These secret geniuses are very rare and are easily mistaken for team leaders . He could also be mistaken for a sonic boom with the amount of subs he has mounted on his tank legs .
Civilian:"Why are there wheels where your legs should be ?"
Tanko :"there not wheels there tank legs"
by Frannnnnnnko July 14, 2010
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Space Tank

This is where you lay on your arm until it goes blue and numb, and then carry out the act of masturbation so that it looks like an alien hand with no gravitational pull
Dan: Oh man, I had a space tank last night
Andy: Damn, those things get messy
by kjgxxx January 17, 2012
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tank you

A phrase made by the Marvel Universe's Juggernaut after hitting Colossus with a tank.
Colossus throws a tank at Juggernaut.

Juggernaut says: "I always crush my cans before throwing them away." He then punches the tank back at Colossus & says: " TANK YOU!, I wonder if he's recyclable?"
by AlMaJo81 May 24, 2016
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Shark Tank

HP Pavilion, in San Jose. Home of the NHL's San Jose Sharks, is better known as "the shark tank" or "the tank".

The always energetic crowd reflects their love of the Sharks and is always willing to get them fired up.
The Shark Tank was booming after the fight finished.
by sjsharkattack March 8, 2009
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Dank tank

The place where only the dankest of memes are created and spawned
Person 1: look at that rare pepe.
Person 2: thats probably from the dank tank
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