mushroom stamp

Placing the head of your Johnson on an unsuspecting person.

I waited till Gina passed out, then I mushroom stamped that bitvh.

by Fo T Wada February 28, 2008

Yuppie Food Stamps

The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal.

We owe $8 each, but all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps.

by Nat February 13, 2000

lick the stamp and send it

To proceed with something (usually something needing some bravery) with full gusto.

"Should I jump off this? "

"Yeah mate, lick the stamp and send it"

by Senditsammo February 4, 2019

stamp licker

a mentally handicapped person

that stamp lickers tongue hangs so far outta his mouth he should get a job outside the post office.

by the colonel December 6, 2003

Anal juice stamp

When an animal plops it's leaking anus down on your floor, desk, kitchen table, or other surface you wish it hadn't (pretty much every surface) and leaves a slimy excretion from it's anal glands.

My cat pulled a Chester Cheetah style prank on me as it sat, stepped, and repeated all the way across my desk leaving an anal juice stamp at each "sit" interval.

by ShrewdSimian May 6, 2010

crimson twat stamp

The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.

Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.

By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.

see also: murder scene

Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 24, 2008

stamped up

The act of gettin a fat ink stamp smashed on your forehead because you're a bitch. Punkin somebody by smashin a permanent ink stamp of a dick on their forehead so they have to walk around like that all day.

Don't get stamped up, son. WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?!?! WORKLIFE.

by Iron Balls McGinty May 24, 2008