dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023

Squat cobbler

When a guy sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Mr. Warmalt is a consenting adult who sometimes engages in squat cobblering.

by Sdab September 2, 2016

squat cobbler

The act of putting one's buttocks into a fresh pie, and wiggling their cheeks back and forth.

Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.

Dude, don't eat that Key Lime Pie! Pryce just used it for squat cobbler!

by bigjohnston September 3, 2016

Squatting

The act of sitting on ones face for sexual pleasure

last night was hot! She was squatting on my face and it was amazing

by Jmar90266 January 10, 2019

Omaha Squat

Like the Carolina Squat, but with race cars shortly after launching. Most noticeable on cars with wheelie bars, sans wheels.

"Hey! Did you see Joey's Omaha Squat at The Equalizer Street Race in Kansas last week?"

by NopityNopelstein March 29, 2021

Aqua Squat

The action of taking a shit in water, typically in a river or lake.

Trent took two aqua squats downstream, towards that nice couple and their dog.

by Aiden_Bridge August 28, 2022

squatting

When having unprotected sex and you're supposed to pull out to cum but don't. You're now squatting as you would be in a house.

Nobody likes a good squatting. It's so rude.

by wildvan77 November 20, 2021