Dirty sperm

Its when somebody looks crusty. Anaya

You look like dirty sperm today

by Her hilarious bestie 4l August 24, 2016

sperm dog

An incompetent Don Juan

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's, either simultaneously or not, rather than a wife and mistress, to practice your skills

by Sexydimma November 11, 2017

sperm swamp

A chick that takes way too much cum

Will: "Hey Tom did you hear about that sperm swamp, you know a lady that takes more than a cum dumpster."

by SpermSwamp November 28, 2014

sleeping sperm donkey

While the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to masturbate. Just before ejaculation, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim's lips, and punch them dead in the face. Right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, "I GOT YA BITCH!," then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. Name inspired by the Donkey Punch

B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.

K: what a bitch.

B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.

by sexaddict July 21, 2006

unwilling sperm recipient

someone who unwillingly recieved sperm from a donor.

she wasnt raped, she was just an unwilling sperm recipient

by yourlocalconservative September 13, 2013

Automatic Sperm Extractor

Someone who gives good fellatio to the point that semen comes out without effort in the same sense that a milk extractor works.

"Gina gives such good head, she's now known as a automatic sperm extractor."

by Bhold_Da_God October 4, 2007

Moose sperm on the steam

When plastic donkey shower is in Albuquerque and hurts rebus with mooseram and frank comes out and eats all the taco time

Oh no your such a moose sperm on the steam

by Tony the cat April 20, 2022