twit-spam

Using twitter to not tweet original thought, but to re-tweet someone else's original thought. Usually involves one individual re-tweeting many others posts.

I wish he would stop just re-tweeting everything he sees, it's just total twit-spam!

by Deadly Smurf January 13, 2011

e-spam

Emotional Spam, or e-spam, are e-mails without any relevant information, designed to propagate silly emotional messages, usualy to many people at once. Also known as Non-Profit Spam, or NPS

oh, how cute, a cat playing the piano... I hate e-spam

by bunytou February 18, 2011

VTOL Spam

The over excessive use of a VTOL (Vertical Take Off/Landing Vehicle) in a round of Crysis Multiplayer. It can become extremely annoy as one person dominates with the ease of aerial advantage. This is an extreme fail.

Retard Guy: YES! I'm gonna VTOL Spam you again! HAHAHA!

Rest of Players: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Admin: Dont worry guys. He is gonna get kicked.

Rest of Players: Yes!

Retard Guy:.............

by wlkrlegs176 June 24, 2011

Dirty Spam Sand-which

Intercourse where spam is applied as lube. As the woman is lubing the man with mushed up spam, the man blindfolds himself. He then blindly thrusts, hopping to hit the vagina, but often entering the anus.

Guy 1: Dirty Spam Sand-which golf? whoever gets the most in out of ten wins.

Guy 2: Okay, Loser pays 10 bucks.

Guy 1: Now we need a hoe

by The creepy cafeteria woman September 18, 2012

Table Spam

All that space-taking crap you find on tables at restaurants--extra drink menus, desert menus, weekly specials menus, Direct TV ads. . .

"Move this damn table spam, I need room for my platter of bottomless chicken wings."

by SaladFork May 13, 2013

Nose-scasm

An orgasmic feeling you get when you pick the scabs on the inside of your nose.

Nose-scasm's are the only things that get me through watching an episode of Keeping Up With The Karshitians.

by jomasi March 4, 2015

cock spam

Random and obnoxious emails advertising penis enlargements that begin showing up in your inbox after visiting a porn site you knew you shouldn't have. Hard to filter because they were sent from an absurd address from a country with an abbreviation you never heard of before. Require awkward explanations to anyone looking over your shoulder while you check your email.

Girlfriend: What's that email about?
Guy: uh, just some stupid cock spam that I keep getting after I downloaded this thing for a project at work.

by Cashbar May 13, 2015