The unkillable soldier

Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart served in the Boer War, World War One and World War Two. In the process he was shot in the face, losing his left eye, and was also shot through the skull, hip, leg, ankle and ear that is how he got the name unkillable soldier

the unkillable soldier

by A ghost from Scotland June 10, 2022

Sotto lu schioppu de lu sole

To be under strong sunrays

(Italian)

A: It's so hot today!
B: Of course it is! You're Sotto lu schioppu de lu sole.

A: Let's go for a walk!
B: Are you crazy? We'd be Sotto lu schioppu de lu sole!

by rhodaax February 15, 2023

Soldier

A gun with a person attached to the end of it. A tool mass produced by governments for the purpose of national defense or international offense. Murderers with a cause.

The brave soldier shot a man through in eye and bragged about it later.

by Zebbra February 20, 2015

Lonely Soldier

The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.

Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.

by mythicalmonk November 1, 2009

Continental Soldier

When a man tit-fucks a woman, normally at or above the age of 75, from behind by swinging her breasts over her shoulders on to her back.

You see that saggy old one at the bar? I'm about to give that bitch a continental soldier.

by WeKeepitFresh August 2, 2008

ghetto sled

Old school car dumped on its arse with whitewalls, pinstriping and a bit of bling and generally looking pimpin' yo. Built for cruising/prowling. Fine for old schoolers, rice if it's done to new cars because they will always look retarded with whitewalls and bling.

Check out the bagged merc bro... haha ghetto sled!

by sideways January 24, 2005

Soldier Porn

pictures, videos, or writings of weapons, equipment, and/or vehicles that stimulate that feeling of being high speed or bad ass.

"hey look at this soldier porn I found about the new camo coming out!"

"my favorite soldier porn is $hit getting shot up by the .50 cal."

by reloadNshootum June 9, 2012