social life

something a lot of people do not have, while being stuck on "{fortnite}"

Billy: Hey Joe! Let's go out to the store! We have to have a social life!
Joe: lol no im playing fortnite, 6 players left lol go away
Billy: ;(

by w0wwhatadifference February 16, 2019

social minority

noun

refers to members of the economic and political elitist class within the social group.

all members of the social group who are not members of the common class or social majority are also referred to as the social minority.

by Baron Neville July 20, 2017

social netwanking

1. the stimulation or manipulation of one's own ego for self-gratification, through the use of online social networking media

2. self-gratification by (i) maintaining a presence within online social networks and (ii) believing that having online "friends" or "followers" means you are actually popular

Social netwanking was his favorite pastime, so Jim didn't believe that playing with yourself on facebook can make you go blind until it was too late...

by Antisocial Networker October 23, 2009

social ostrich

A person who avoids and/or ignores all social problems at any extent possible.

Jon is being a giant social ostrich right now, it's really frustrating.

by Suckayeah June 15, 2009

social stallion

one who excells in the art of courtship

one who picks-up that most at a social event

"is that John Travolta from Grease or the Fons??" "Close - it's a social stallion"

by SEBASTIEN November 27, 2003

minarcho-socialism

A socialist mode of production (ie, means of production owned by the workers, standard wage) with a minimal government to ensure the preservation of worker's rights.

Libertarian socialism is a broader term that can break down into smaller ideologies, such as anarcho-socialism and minarcho-socialism.

by Lexiiiiii_ April 5, 2021

social loafing

Social loafing takes place in a public venue, such as a park, library, or movie theater. Social loafing is when two males with erect penises stick their shafts into opposite ends of a loaf of bread, often with holes pre-cut into the loaf. The holes can be filled with butter, margarine, or spermicidal lubricant.
There are rules to this procedure however:
1. If you are gay and proceed to attempt this, you must follow this up by tossing some salad or serving up a good ol' rusty trombone.
2. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, you must immediately have sex with the nearest girl, hot or not, to nullify the gayness.
3. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, and if you bump heads within the bread, you must stop IMMEDIATELY and proceed to watch HOURS of lesbian pornography.

Austin and Ben felt like experimenting in front of their girlfriends, so they proceeded to engage in social loafing at their local library. Afterwards, they had glorious sex with their girlfriends on top of novels written by Stephen King....

by TossMySaladpl0x? April 24, 2011