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Skeet Pooping

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When you shit in the shape of an O and shoot a poop directly through the hole
James: " Yo bro, heard u were in Montana for break. U do any skeet shooting?"

Dan: "Nah man but I did go skeet pooping."

James: "????"

Dan: " Yea man I hit 2 skeet poops in one shit after ripping a couple clementines"
by TheRealSkeetPooper January 4, 2021
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Skeet Ulrich

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The daddy of all daddys in the film industry. Most known for roles of Billy Loomis and FP Jones.
Person 1: I loved Skeet Ulrich in Scream, he’s so hot
Person 2: Who’s Skeet Ulrich..?
by cherikshipper101 April 6, 2023
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Skeet Spaces

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The pauses during ejaculation for the bulbospongiosus muscle to rest between contractions.
The longer I hold my skeet spaces, the farther I can shoot.
by RootsofWar February 4, 2012
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skeet bag

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sluts, whores, but only the female sex, guys cannot be skeet bags
nate dogg : yo g, that bitch is looking mad fly i wanna hit that shit

warren g : nah nate, that hoe is a skeet bag
by ely December 28, 2005
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Skeet Shooting

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When you're hitting a girl from behind (be it doggie style or anus) and just before climax you remove your meat from selected orifice (preferably anus) and drop your load (aka skeet) on her back. Then piss (aka shoot) selected load droplets off her back. For style and safety we recommend a shooting jacket, goggles, hearing protection, and well-trained beagle.
"I went skeet shooting with Rebecca last night."

"Oh yeah, how'd you do?"

"I would have hit them all but I ran out of piss."
by Sharpshooter10 August 20, 2009
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skeet skeet bitch

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a female with no class, a bitch who has skeet on her face
you're a skeet skeet bitch, hoe. you will never have as much class as me.
by bbangs October 15, 2008
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skeet box

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1)a slut,whore,or skank
2)the bitch of a faggot relationship.
3)your girlfriends vagina
Guy1, "dude you coming to the gym today?"

Guy2, "No I've got to take my skeet box out to eat."
by mickey brown March 10, 2007
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