skank magnet

A guy who attracts skanky girls

My son is a skank magnet

by bewdyboy April 25, 2007

dirty skank

1) A girl who is nasty and a slut

2) A tramp

3) A ditchpig

4) A gross rotton whore

(two doods watching porn)

Guy#1: You see how that DIRTY SKANK knob gobbled the whole shaft and swallowed the entire load of hot slimy juices?

Guy#2: Yes, I do that on a rare occasion myself.

Guy#1: What!?

Guy#2: Just kidding. *winks sexually*

by wj barry February 17, 2008

Skank Monkey

Chimpanzee of Swahili decent known for its boob jobs, giant lips, the starting of AIDS, high heels, drunkedness, highness, and skirts.

Skank monkeys can be found whoring in almost every town in South America and Nebraska. There have been some reports of rouge skank monkeys in places such as China, Russia, England, and Italy.

dude i need to get laid

i know what to do

what?

get a skank monkey!!!

we dont live in nebraska...

oh yeah.

by Howie II January 17, 2008

Skank stank

The scent of a unkempt, unmaintained, and overused chick's lady parts.

Dude 1 : hey, you hook up with that chick last night?
Dude 2 : No man, her poonany had some wicked skank stank
Dude 1 : Aw, that'ssssss nassssssty

by Jeff Spangler April 12, 2008

skank patrol

At dances, if people aren't dancing close enough then the skank patrol comes and makes them dance closer like normal skanks would. Normally a group of slutty lookin chicks that can't get any guys so they fuck up other peoples fun.

Dylan:Madeleine and Chris arent dancing close enough
Kyle:Call the skank patrol!
Skank Patrol Unite!

by DylantheGreat April 29, 2006

skank day

The first realatively warm day of the spring when the majority of females display their summer attire and show as much skin as possible.

"Tank tops and mini skirts can mean only one thing, it's skank day!"

by urmthrsawhre April 18, 2008

skank

someone or something that has only washed once if that and does not seem to care about their appearance. they are usually found in the library or by the science lab eating sandwiches. ankle swingers, dock martins, and 70's haircuts are often a must for the skank

dont go near skanky mcskankerson u might get nits

by wonder woman November 13, 2006