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Schrodinger's pussy

This is a well known effect is on-line dating. You see a picture of a hot piece but you are not sure if it is a real girl or a trap. If it is a real girl you are attracted, if it is a trap you are repelled. The only way to know which is to look in 'her' pants, BUT until you look she is BOTH a girl and a trap AT THE SAME TIME.
Bohr: Niiiice girl!
de Broglie: It's a trap!
Heisenberg: Are you sure?
Planck: Schrodinger's pussy dudes.
by ChelCore May 30, 2018
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Schrödinger's Gay

A Gay/Lesbian person who is attracted to a person, but when they find out the person they like is straight, they act like they were never interested.
G/L: There was nothing special about them anyway.
Person 2: You were literally obsessed with them over the past 4 months. You are such a Schrödinger's gay.
by Lolelolelole (Shakira) June 26, 2021
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Schrödinger's Gender

The state of being where one is homosexual but also nonbinary, creating a state of both being and not being a (fe)male who likes (fe)males.
"Hey Dmitri, I think that I'm living Schrödinger's gender."-Anya
"Oh I see, so your pronouns are they/them, but you still identify as a lesbian."-Dmitri
"Yes, that's it exactly. I am still discovering how I like to identify."-Anya
by Ariana Grande's Boots February 2, 2021
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Shredding

the shredding of the uteran wall when a woman has her period
Mary must be shredding cause she is acting like a crazy bitch!
by ditaluver September 21, 2011
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Schroedinger's Cat

famous experiment in quantum physics that helps explain the spiritual truth of the world as living relationship.
This proves that we are all in relaitonshp to one another. The observer, merely by abserving something, INFLUENCES what is observed. The cat is equally alive and dead until someone opens the box and looks inside.
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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shading

"Why is he shading? Does he think he's Jack Nicholson?"
by klert October 3, 2015
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Schrödinger's Communist

The description of any leftist (for the most part) that describes the non-sequitur used by ignorant or otherwise unknowledgeable right-wingers.

The fallacy is that somehow, in the minds of the right-winger (who, for the record, most likely has no actual idea what Socialism is) people who support Socialism/Communism are lazy and weak, but also have the idea that Socialism/Communism is when the people are overworked or are "forced to work for extensive periods of time"

An example of a natural case of Schrödinger's Socialist can be found when somebody says this,

"It's a murderous ideology for lazy bags of shit who play video games all day..." then go on to say, "...yet they somehow think working for inhumane hours and doing hard labor is how we should live."

In summary, a non-sequitur commonly spouted by ignorant conservatives who think the red-scare hasn't ended.
P1: "Man, make up your mind, are we lazy or wanting to be overworked?"

P2: "Seems like a case of Schrödinger's Communist!"
by Lumicatto October 27, 2020
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