shitty biscuit

Follows the same rules as soggy biscuitbut poo is used instead of the male ejaculate, therefore making the game unisex. You're welcome.

Hey Susan! Fancy a game of Shitty Biscuit?

by Shitty Cookies & Cream May 21, 2019

Shitty Bud

The shit that you buy.
The shit that nobody wants, but smokes it anyway.
The shit that's shit.
Shitty bud.

Look in your bowl, now look at me, back at your bowl. You wish that I was in it, but I'm not. There's shitty bud in there and I'm the best of weeds.

by Nigga Tard December 30, 2011

Shitty wifi

Means to Pull a lala

Lala: has left the server shitty wifi

by Neko_kitten June 9, 2021

Shitty Sex

"Shitty Sex" not only accounts for the underwhelming performance in bed, but also when sexually aroused by shitting while being fucked.

Hey Babe, had fiber cereal this morning, give me 30 minutes and then we can have shitty sex.

by JHockeySwag February 1, 2021

shitty parent

A shitty parent is when your parent skips the adult duties they promised to do while your mother was carring you in her stomach. A shitty parent is when your parent leaves for long periods of time. When they dont supply you with things you need and depend on others to do so. Ect. Ect.

Kathrine is such a (shitty parent). What a bitch.

by OpalLucy17 September 19, 2017

Shitty Bags

A comical gesture towards a friend to gain attention of the victim.

Piles - an alternative meaning bags of shit hanging from your arse

C'mere shitty bags

by SCHIZENHOWER June 8, 2009

Shitty reception

When inmates hide their contraband cell phone in their anus

Inmate - “I only have one bar when I’m storing my cell in the ol ass holio during the day, must be the shitty reception “

by Elwipfo July 22, 2018