ava sexual

you ONLY like people named ava

are you straight?
no! im ava sexual

by iloveava1111 August 01, 2022

Sexual Whore

A term used by 50 year old fathers to their daughters when they can’t say the word whore by themselves because their daughter bought too many pool toys

‘Sorry for calling you a sexual whore’

by Handogjammu January 08, 2019

1D sexual

when you're gay but you're also in love with all the one direction members.

alex: are you gay?

me: yes

alex: but you're in love with every member of one direction?

me: yes, alex. i am. it's called being 1D sexual.

alex: hm

by FIN5LINE? April 29, 2021

sexual houdini

When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.

3 mates chatting about a Slut

A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship

T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini

by Lt_Atilla May 23, 2016

Sexual Camel

A person who has the ability to go long periods of time between sexual encounters.

My husband’s a sexual camel, he can go weeks between sex.

by Sylvan Butler June 14, 2019

Halberd Sexual

Sexually attracted to white bread and white bread lovers who live in the states with zero hoes.

Boy: what do you identify as? I’m dream sexual!

Boy: you silly bitch. I’m Halberd Sexual

by Certified Guinness club May 02, 2022

Sexual muffin

The art of inserting a homemade triple chocolate muffin into your partners anus when humming the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune.

She baked a fresh batch of muffins with the idea of using one to be sexual muffined that night.

by Dodgysexthing April 13, 2019