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Sealions

A person you intend to or have hooked up with. This often becomes a one night stand
I am on the search for Sealions tonight. Boy do I need to get some!
by SarahBear July 20, 2006
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Navy SEALS

MEN who kick ass and take numbers later. They simply are the badest military group in the world. Delta Force and SAS simply do not compare. Delta is an ARMY branch, meaning they are not NAVY, and SAS is brittish, meaning they don't match up to AMERICAN levels. Navy SEALS are the best of the best. You cannnot get any more determined nor more motivated individuals than the SEALS. You may try, but you will fail a firefight, no lie
The Navy SEALS were called in to plant raders for the AIR FORCE to drop bombs in IRAQ. Note: the SEALS were their FIRST and everybody else came second. They ARE the best Special Force Operations in the world. Second to SAS? I dont think so. Navy SEALS go through the toughiest military training in the world. They make any SAS look like school boys. period. no questions asked. and if you do. try to complete BUD/s
by Navy SEAL in future April 10, 2009
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Seal

S,E,A,L. (not to be confused and/or misguided)


a Seal is a highly-trained special forces singer of the Music Industry. Part of the K,I,S,S and higher than FROMAROSE. Seal is pretty much a modern-day ninja, a renagade,if you will; he is trained to steal YOUR heart with his allagator chomps on the cheeks. He could easily make a supersonic man out of you. His shiny head is already melt to scenery and he can make a plate of mac-n-cheese-un-noticed. On Stage, he "blows" away any contender beyond human-conception.
"Not everyone can be Seal. Infact you'd have to be a kiss from a rose to be one! If you really want to be Seal, You have to find allagator chomps"
-me

"But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large, And the light that you shine can't be seen?"
-Seal Motto

"If your called to duty,but your out of toilet paper, then you've failed"
-me
by Bill+Pot=High March 1, 2005
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break the seal

a made up fuckin event where supposedly you piss for the first time after being drunk, adn your supposed to have to pee alot more after

however this is a made up fuckin thing that never happens
dumb girl - "dont pee your gonna break the seal"

drunk guy - "yeah whatever bitch"
by rimjobcentrl October 8, 2008
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sealy

Sealy:; (seal-e): Slang term for the white crusty residue often found on the bed sheets of young adolesant males.
"Gee whizz, Dave sure has a lot of SEALY on his sheet!"
by Fred Durst June 6, 2005
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Clubbing baby seals

After having relations with a female who is on her period, your wang will have the appearance of a bloody club, hence with your pants off you will look like youve been clubbing baby seals with it.
Yo, after I stabbed that dolphin I realized that aunt flow was in her town and when I looked in the mirror after it looked like I be clubbing baby seals B!
by G-Diddy & tha funky bunch December 3, 2009
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Navy SEALS

a elite group of Specwarriors who kick ass wherever there is water AND land
by marineman August 6, 2003
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