Seattle Semenhawks

A very funny name to call the Seattle Seahawks. Eagles fans like me call them that.

Billy: Bro did you hear that the Seattle Semenhawks beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night?
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!

by Not a legend 27 January 5, 2020

Seattle Prep

where all them stuck up seattle kids go. often many students have addictions even though they have been given many chances in life. the bitches are the most stuck up ones here, they got a stick so far up they’re ass they can’t see they future of them becoming a hooker.

guy 1: “yo that bitch goes to sea prep”
guy 2: “why her insta say ‘Seattle Prep!’, ain’t nobody gives a shit”

by penistosociety August 12, 2021

pinch and scuttle

1. when a lobster gives the pinch and scuttles away

2. to give "the finger" by forming your hand into a claw shape and "pinching", before quickly scuttling away.

3. to dine and dash

4. to go or leave

1. a lobster pinched a chef in a kitchen and scuttled away.

2. "he cut me off so I had to give the pinch"

3. "I couldn't find my wallet so I had to pich and scuttle.

4. It's late, I gotta pinch and scuttle.

by nefirum June 12, 2010

Seattle Squat

When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.

I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.

by Tant Lover November 16, 2006

scuttler

scuttler; When a bloke uses public toilets he is faced with a choice, cubicle or urinals. If he chooses to go into a cubicle when there is CLEARLY space at the urinals, then this bloke is a 'scuttler' and must be pulled up about it

Oi! You! Scuttler! Whats your problem? Got a small cock?!

by afrosoul September 22, 2007

seattle

a seattle is an erection of the penis. Im not sure if many people use this word as such. But every one i know does.

Fuck, ive got a seattle.

by JonGreen May 13, 2005

seattle steamer

while engaging in the 69 position while the male happens to be eating out the female , the female then releases a ginourmous brown substance in which is insearted into the males boca (spanish for mouth)

o man that was a nice seattle steamer (EHHH HIGH FIVVEEE)

by Georgene Kenneth IV October 23, 2007