Soup-sad

When you've been alone for too long, are sad and lonely, and eating soup because there's nothing else to eat.
My night has been ok, I rented some movies from redbox but was still pretty soup-sad.
by Vanspades November 10, 2018
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sad mushroom

girl, mike talk a big talk, but when I got him back to my room all he had was a sad mushroom!
by bigcurvefan January 21, 2013
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sad virgin

"Cat watches from the deep dark depths of virginity, because she's a sad virgin."
by An actual fucking cat April 05, 2019
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Sad Confetti

The result when criticizing someone's work where you take it, rip it up into pieces, and then throw those pieces into the air.
That meeting went horrible, my boss threw sad confetti at me.
by A^J July 02, 2014
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sad face

Sad Face; plural, Sad Faces

- Adjective

A female, typically but not always a member of the Jewish faith, raised or residing in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Predominant characteristics include brown hair, moderate height, a body mass index of 20 and a particular set of common facial characteristics. Although the majority of sad faces hail from affluent suburbs, they are also found in major cities such as New York and Philadelphia. Universities such as Emory, George Washington and the University of Pennsylvania frequently serve as finishing schools for sad faces, instilling in them the tribal culture and value system necessary for adherence to social norms, as well as a selection process for potential mates (see also: meat stick). While not an ironclad requirement, a discreet level of sexual promiscuity is a common trait.

1) I love the summertime! Hey Leroy, have you seen all the sad faces parading around Murray Hill?

2) Yo have you met Horace'€™s buddy Lance? He'€™s hysterical; he goes on JDate and hammers a different sad face every night of the week

3) Dude I'€™m so mangled! I was creeping last week and I think some sad face dimed me out to my girl

4) Happy: Look at her! Pappy: I'm not really into that whole sad face thing
by jaavug August 22, 2008
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wave of sadness

The feeling of sadness that washes over one after masterbation.
"I watched porn... made a mess all over myself... and instantly felt the wave of sadness."
by Jew-Goy December 04, 2008
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Sad Milk

A YouTube channel of other YouTubers looking through pictures, like they do on their own channels.
George: do you watch Sad Milk?

John: what?
by Taiteraide May 13, 2020
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