Spunk Slap

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.

"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."

by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021

Spunk buzzard

Jason Hyrniuk. A guy that circles young men awaiting the chance to eat their spunk. (Semen)

Man what’s with jason Hyrniuk being such a spunk buzzard today.

by Ass pirate 22 November 20, 2018

Spunked it

Arsenal premier league 22/23

Arsenal were in great form to win the premier league this year until they Spunked it.

by Taffyrhys April 21, 2023

the Bulgarian spunk nugget

When a dog blows it’s green load all over a McDonald’s chicken nugget and makes his owner it it.

My dog gave me the Bulgarian spunk nugget last night.

by Your dads meatballs June 04, 2020

spunk sisters

When two gay men have received semen from the same man.

James: "Manuel, you too were bred by Jack?"
Manuel: "Yeah, now we're spunk sisters, for real!"

by cumbro February 20, 2019

Cooter Spunk

The substance that is launched from the vagina during squirting.

I was eating that poontang and all the sudden that bitch sprayed cooter spunk all over my face.

by fagTRON87 December 26, 2010

Spunking

The act of sniffing ass

“Some chick asked me to spunky her the other day”
“I had some great spunky the other day”
“Are you the spunker or the spunkee?”
“She sniffed my ass so hard it was like she was spunking”

by The sexy Rexy March 24, 2019