today sponge

An awkward form of birth control that involves jamming a small, special sponge up your woman and leaving it there for several hours after sex.

What if you get knocked up?

It's okay, I'm wearing a Today sponge!

by DrZedex February 20, 2014

Cum Sponge

Another euphemism for slut; a girl who fucks everyone, therefore sucking up everyone's cum like a sponge

Clueless Guy: You're not gonna believe this! I scored with Destiny last night!
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.

by AlabamaNibber May 20, 2015

Social sponge

A person that tends to unknowingly adapt to be like a person or group of people that they talk to, mimicking their patterns, personality and appearence. A conformist.

Person 1: Is that Katie with the jocks? I thought she was one of the art geeks!
Person 2: Yeah, she switches to the social group of whoever she befriends, she's a total social sponge.

by The Doctor Sex. June 18, 2022

Show me your Sponge

this is a phrase used by chav's to ask a lady to show her vagina, usually resulting in retaliation from the lady

Chav's : LOVE! Show me your sponge!

Lady : Fuck off!

by Caesar 2K10 December 10, 2010

song lock

when you start listening to a good song and can't switch songs because you don't want to stop listening to the current one. This may also apply to a whole band.

I've been song locked on RHCP for hours now and can't take it off repeat.

by amitabh713 January 18, 2011

shongi

Shongi originated it the land of SA . Pronounced SHONG-GEE

Can be used in place of:

cool or kwl

no worries

thank you

I agree totally

awe

or my favourite--Much love

It's the worlds word now, make it your own.

Shongi's from the OG's

Me: Could you please send the pictures from the party.

Friend: Shongi's bru, just give me a second.

Me: Ahh shongi's man, i appreciate it.

by Benkieshen June 19, 2016

shongway

A Handsome Young Man That Is Loyal And faithful. Stay True To One Woman

Get you a Shongway

by WeIsFun#1 December 20, 2016