Will: "Hey Tom did you hear about that sperm swamp, you know a lady that takes more than a cum dumpster."
by SpermSwamp November 28, 2014
If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's, either simultaneously or not, rather than a wife and mistress, to practice your skills
by Sexydimma November 11, 2017
by Mustache Riders October 04, 2019
(in Russian призрак с детородным органом) :
a) an offensive term for a Muslim wears the full body burqa, instead of simply the hijab
b) (as a replacement for paternalism): a new misogynistic method of parental control, and punishment, used by ISIS against their female captives
a) an offensive term for a Muslim wears the full body burqa, instead of simply the hijab
b) (as a replacement for paternalism): a new misogynistic method of parental control, and punishment, used by ISIS against their female captives
girl: I am considering converting to Islam
boy: do you want to look like a ghost with a sperm-box, as in definition a) above, or would you like to suffer under a misogynistic paternal order?
girl : eeuw....I've never seen or heard of such a thing, i mean as a punishment
boy: well that's what you'll suffer if you do convert to Islam, especially if you want to join ISIS
boy: do you want to look like a ghost with a sperm-box, as in definition a) above, or would you like to suffer under a misogynistic paternal order?
girl : eeuw....I've never seen or heard of such a thing, i mean as a punishment
boy: well that's what you'll suffer if you do convert to Islam, especially if you want to join ISIS
by Sexydimma July 30, 2016
While the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to masturbate. Just before ejaculation, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim's lips, and punch them dead in the face. Right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, "I GOT YA BITCH!," then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. Name inspired by the Donkey Punch
B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.
K: what a bitch.
B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.
K: what a bitch.
B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.
by sexaddict July 21, 2006
by yourlocalconservative September 13, 2013
Someone who gives good fellatio to the point that semen comes out without effort in the same sense that a milk extractor works.
by Bhold_Da_God September 21, 2007