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Special wants

When’s group of niggas created a word
Oh that kids not like us he’s special wants
by Kanye for office January 17, 2022
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Dudick Special

Very few get the "Dudick Special".
by High and Low October 21, 2010
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Special Delievery

The act of being raped or molested by a UPS man.
"I've got a special delievery for you in the back."
by IonicAtlas September 5, 2016
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The Lando Special

The Lando Special is the intergalactic sexual act that only VERY few individuals have successfully pulled off. (formerly known as the "Han Job")
You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size).

You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches.

Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal.
No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).
Space Guy1: Man, I made a fortune betting on that tauntaun race.
Space Guy2: You really want to do something crazy!?
Space Guy1: Sure
Space Guy2: Have you ever had The Lando Special? I know a great place where we can order a couple.
Space Guy1: Awesome, but what's a "Lando Special"?
Space Guy2: You'll see. Hold on, we need to stop and get a box of wheat thins first.

12 hours later*
Space Guy1: Whoa, The Lando Special is amazing!
by ChewieHasLice February 24, 2020
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Turner Special

A Turner Special is the name given to someone who adds extra pieces of food to a standard meal which have no relevance or connection to the meal itself and which makes the portion size of the meal supersized!
A meal of fish, chips and peas

A turner special would be -
Fish, chips and peas with added extras - southern fried chicken breast, hash browns, potato waffles and an egg

These extra pieces of food have no right to be on the plate and ruin a traditional tasty meal!
by threedeckstew June 15, 2009
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the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin
Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special
by the terrorist January 16, 2017
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Pacitti Special

A two-for-one, killing two birds with one stone, etc.
Usually used in a negative context, as in something bad happening.
Can be light-hearted or really tragic.
Man, David Bowie AND Robin Williams are dead. That's a Pacitti Special.
by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016
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