She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.
by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018
by robinslop November 06, 2017
The Sloppy Lupe is when you creampie a female who is double stacked doggy style on the back of another female and the ejaculate drips down on to the other girl's ass and pussy.
by fighttheherd September 14, 2018
The act of the male and the female. The male sharts on a girls hand when it is in the shape of the a curled fist. She then gives the male a handjob resulting in the male sperming on the shart covered hand, therefor resembling a cinnabun. At which point she in enjoys her free sloppy cinnabun.
by NooB KiLLa February 19, 2009
1. Noun - a kiss given of wet or very moist lips.
2. Noun - Kissing someone with liquor in the mouth and swapping said liquor.
2. Noun - Kissing someone with liquor in the mouth and swapping said liquor.
by ShaunAnakin November 09, 2008
The process of shoving an egg up a woman's vagina and proceeding to hit the vaginal area, thus causing the egg to break inside of her. Then one proceeds to slurp her yolky poon-tang.
Woman-"What would like for breakfast?"
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."
by DylAndy August 19, 2011
An urban legend.... One day this lady named Mary found out that her husband, Joe, was cheating on her! They owned a resturant together and she decided to close shop for the day. She invited his parents over for dinner for the following day and she then proceeded to murder her husband and turned him into what we know as "sloppy joes". After his parents had arrived and was served the Sloppy Joes, they ate up and asked where their son was. Mary then replied "You're eating him." and that is how the cookie crumbles, or how joe is chopped.......
by Liv.Sae March 26, 2011