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someone or something that has only washed once if that and does not seem to care about their appearance. they are usually found in the library or by the science lab eating sandwiches. ankle swingers, dock martins, and 70's haircuts are often a must for the skank
by wonder woman February 09, 2004
Chimpanzee of Swahili decent known for its boob jobs, giant lips, the starting of AIDS, high heels, drunkedness, highness, and skirts.
Skank monkeys can be found whoring in almost every town in South America and Nebraska. There have been some reports of rouge skank monkeys in places such as China, Russia, England, and Italy.
Skank monkeys can be found whoring in almost every town in South America and Nebraska. There have been some reports of rouge skank monkeys in places such as China, Russia, England, and Italy.
dude i need to get laid
i know what to do
what?
get a skank monkey!!!
we dont live in nebraska...
oh yeah.
i know what to do
what?
get a skank monkey!!!
we dont live in nebraska...
oh yeah.
by Howie II December 13, 2007
The first realatively warm day of the spring when the majority of females display their summer attire and show as much skin as possible.
by urmthrsawhre April 19, 2008
At dances, if people aren't dancing close enough then the skank patrol comes and makes them dance closer like normal skanks would. Normally a group of slutty lookin chicks that can't get any guys so they fuck up other peoples fun.
Dylan:Madeleine and Chris arent dancing close enough
Kyle:Call the skank patrol!
Skank Patrol Unite!
Kyle:Call the skank patrol!
Skank Patrol Unite!
by DylantheGreat April 15, 2006
Dude 1 : hey, you hook up with that chick last night?
Dude 2 : No man, her poonany had some wicked skank stank
Dude 1 : Aw, that'ssssss nassssssty
Dude 2 : No man, her poonany had some wicked skank stank
Dude 1 : Aw, that'ssssss nassssssty
by Jeff Spangler April 13, 2008
(two doods watching porn)
Guy#1: You see how that DIRTY SKANK knob gobbled the whole shaft and swallowed the entire load of hot slimy juices?
Guy#2: Yes, I do that on a rare occasion myself.
Guy#1: What!?
Guy#2: Just kidding. *winks sexually*
Guy#1: You see how that DIRTY SKANK knob gobbled the whole shaft and swallowed the entire load of hot slimy juices?
Guy#2: Yes, I do that on a rare occasion myself.
Guy#1: What!?
Guy#2: Just kidding. *winks sexually*
by wj barry February 18, 2008