scissors

When you are incapable of being a regular human so you half do peace signs and half do finger guns and end up throwing scissors instead.
J: Are you mentally unstable?
L: Just a tad *scissors*
by LollyLeggins August 15, 2020
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Scissors

Defeats paper in a game
"my scissors beats your paper!"
by Saulman500 November 01, 2023
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Scissor

1- Two slender blades attached together near the top on an axis, with two handles affixed to the top. Common uses include school projects, surgeries, and haircuts.

2- A search made by horny teenagers/adults that are trying to get wet by finding stories about lesbian sex.
1- Hey, hand me those scissors- I need to cut some paper.

2- *thinking* What search can I make that’s not restricted by my parents/spouse/myself? Aha, scissor!
by TheForgottenMystic November 10, 2022
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dead scissor

A lay that is one above a dead horse except she is awake for it.
Dude.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.
by March 17, 2021
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scissor shake

When you shake hands using the fagina by surprise
Chelsea came in for a handshake and I slipped her the scissor shake.
by Steve in SD January 27, 2023
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scissor table

A table made of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the legs/feet of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the fluffy part to complete the pussy triangle,
my mom and sister made a scissor table for me and dad to play pussy board on
by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024
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Scissor Crickets

the crabs that a lesbian has acquired
watch out girl!!!! she defiantly got the ''scissor crickets'' mainly found on woman with the name jennifer, helena, and maddison.
by November 22, 2023
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