Robert

He buys you fucking fishing lures

Robert buys fucking lures

by Peen king June 7, 2019

Roberto Male

A Roberto Male is a man with a very large pp, about the size of Roberto Esquivels.

Guy one: I'm so sorry about your mom's death.
Guy two: Yeah, I told her not to date that Roberto male.

by JDButAPilot November 9, 2021

Cokie Roberts

A drink consisting of one part Malibu Rum and two parts Diet Coke. Believed to be invented in 2001 in New York City. A favorite at Mt. Snow in Vermont. Named after the former Clinton Administration staffer. A variation is the Zero Roberts which is made with Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke.

That Cokie Roberts is one refereshing drink." "Barkeep, another Cokie Roberts, please.

by The New Brooklyn Dictionary August 25, 2010

Mitchell Roberts

A snitch. Will get bashed to steal your girl. will treat you like a princess. Gay cunt that shaves his legs. Gym boys. Fucks his own mum (wendy)

Stop being a Mitchell Roberts

by Snitch__ May 6, 2019

Thomas roberts

He is the thicccest boi he is so thiccc im pretty sure he has hiv but who cares cuz he so dummy thiccc

Bitch: im horny
Other bitch: get some thiccc Thomas roberts cock you hoe

by Hen hentai December 10, 2019

Roberto

A beaner with a dark dark DARK complexion.

*turns lights off*

homie: aye where did my nigga Roberto go?
*Roberto literally sitting in front of homie*

by yoniggadre1234 May 3, 2018

Robert Downey Jr

A Literal God and one of the best people to ever live on this Earth.

Robert Downey Jr is a god am I right.

by detetive pikature May 21, 2019