Directions back to Rhode Island

When your driving in Massachusetts, surrounded by Rhode Island drivers, and you give them the finger. This is justified due to the fact that they suck at driving, they saturate the roads as far north as the New Hampshire line and the lingering notion that there are no cars in Rhode Island because they are causing all the traffic in Boston.

Jay: There's so much traffic today.
Joe: Yea, I been giving just about everyone directions back to Rhode Island.

by risucks August 1, 2011

Rhode Island Ram

A sexual maneuver where when having doggie style sex with a girl just before you cum you grab her by the ass and push with all your might knocking her head into the head board and making her unconsious, the you bust your nut on her passed out face!

i was with this c-donkey last night and Rhode Island Rammed her stupid ass!

by Dan Grzebein Jr October 6, 2005

rhode island

1.A great state to leave 2.A half baked experiment in politics gone horribly awry 3.A great place to drink & drive ( even if you only have to go around the block, as it beats walking in most towns, there are bars everywhere, and most cops don't care unless you hit something and they actually have to put down their donut and work )4. A textbook example of how to destroy otherwise beautiful & picturesque coastal property 5. A great place to find an amazing variety of food at any hour of the day or night ( if you know where to go ) 6. A great state to leave

Why the hell did I stay in Rhode Island for 40 years, I'm outta here !!

by Fritay December 14, 2008

Rattlesnake Rodeo

A sex act requiring a man, and a woman with moderate to extreme epilepsy. The man engages the woman in intercourse using the "Doggy style" position. He then turns on an overwhelming amount of strobe lights, triggering in the woman an uncontrollable epileptic seizure. He then has to try his best to continue intercourse AT LEAST until the seizure has passed.

It is believed this method was originated by Indiana Jones, in an attempt to rid himself of his crippling fear of snakes.

To make it more fun, the man can make several changes:
1. Beforehand, get her to wear a pair of novelty plastic fangs. This will make her appear more like a rattlesnake.
2. After turning on the strobe lights, superglue a baby's rattle to her lower back and/or ankles. This will produce a rattling sound guaranteed to get any snake enthusiast in the mood.

3. Perform the act in the middle of a desert or somewhere rattlesnakes can be found. Combine with #2 to attract real rattlesnakes and make it a bigger challenge to avoid being bitten.

Man: "Hey (epileptic) Sarah, you wanna wear these rattle-I mean vampire fangs and have anal sex?"
Sarah: "I *LOVE* twilight! That sounds sexy, lets do it!"
(Later)
Man: "I tried to have a Rattlesnake Rodeo last night with sarah, but she choked to death on the fangs during her seizure and now I'm going to prison."
Friend: That sucks. You should have tried the Alligator Fuckhouse instead.

by indiejones May 11, 2009

rhode island girl

similar to the jersey girl, rhode island girls are sexy as hell and we know how to party. we've got a great sense of style and know about 50 guys (most of which are our cousins) who will beat the shit outta you if you mess with us. we live at the beach, in newport, in providence, jamestown, wherever - and we party everywhere. we've got a certain attitude and we're not afraid to voice our opinion. we've got a mouth on us - and we'll use it too - bottom line - nobody messes with a R.I girl. we're not afraid to throw a punch or two. we can often be seen drinking del's or coffeemilk, partying in clubs, living it up on the beach, screaming at a hockey or basketball game, wearing a patriots jersey, and strolling around anywhere - whether it be our college campus or federal hill. we walk tall in heels - and you'll recognize us when you see us. we love hockey, basketball, and football - and we'll kick your ass at either one. we know how to walk on cobblestones in our jimmy choos and mini dresses and know how to party like theres no tomorrow. we've got that certain accent. we leave out r's and any word that ends with an 'er' suddenly ends with an 'a'. (lobster = lobsta) - you know you've heard it before. we are incredibly sweet and rhode island wouldnt be the same without us.

rhode island ain't run by the mob - its run by rhode island girls !
well, actually it is run my the mob.

boston ass wipe: "hey, hey sweet thang ! come ova here you rhode island girl ! ima show what these island boys cant do !"
rhode island girl: *in heels - no less* "fuck off ! rhode island ain't an island ass wipe ! hey, brad - ryan, go fuck up that boston douche bag !"
brad and ryan: "hey ! asshole ! dont you fuckin dare go near my cousin !"
*brad and ryan beat the shit outta the boston punk*

by bumble bee x December 29, 2007

Rodeo

when a male gathers a large group of friends, and as a team they go to a bar. The male then seduces the biggest girl he can find, and brings her home for sex. Once riding her doggy style, he grabs her with one hand and reaches the other sky-ward, and yells "YEE HAW!!", at which time all the friends come running in, screaming and laughing! Now, the male fucking the large woman must hold on for AT LEAST 8 seconds. The men all take turns with different women, and whoever stays inside his partner longest wins.. This is truly harder than you might think, as the fatty is liable to be scared and PISSED!

Last night I bagged a 400 pounder, brought her home, and started the rodeo! When my boys busted in yelling and laughing at her, She went crazy, and I only lasted another 4 seconds!

by FRMRTXN July 19, 2009

Rodeo

Behind opera and legitimate theater, the rodeo is the most influential public function to date. Rodeo-goers can enjoy a lovely rustic atmosphere, complete with aromatic manure and the occasional sky-rocketing loogie. Those who frequent rodeos should observe the strict dress code: uncovered heads and sneaker-shod feet are heavily looked down upon. You can find a nice, classy cowboy hat and pair of boots in your size at many local stores. Finally, the entertainment is not to be missed. Daring feats of strength are displayed throughout the event. Talented contestants mount a raging bull, and see how long they can sit on its back before being tossed off. The performances are breathtaking, with authentic fractures and cursing. No refreshments.

-I say, this rodeo is spectacular. His five-second interval on the bull's back seems to represent the shortness of human life.
-What are you talking about? Isn't this animal cruelty?
-Darling, don't be a philistine. This is art.

by Charles Mc September 20, 2007