Rebecca Black

The worst singer on Earth. Has the ability to make your ears bleed. Every time her song, "Friday" is played, a kitten dies.

When faced with an alien invasion, all that humans need to do will be to play Rebecca Black's music. The aliens will immediately realize that the human race is not worth conquering.

by ISUPLAYA April 11, 2011

Rebecca Black

A 13 year old siren, without the beautiful voice, but still manages to lure people to their death (usually self-inflicted).

Guy 1: Did you see that new Rebecca Black song?
Guy 2: Yeah it made my nose bleed.

by Raffnasty23 April 12, 2011

Rebecca Black

A teenage "singer" of YouTube fame. Her music video "Friday" is notable for Black's obnoxious pronunciation of the long "i" sound in the word "Friday," cheesy visuals, and lyrics written so poorly that many listeners can't even watch the whole video without pausing it and walking away, dumbfounded.

Person 1: "So, I just heard about this girl named Rebecca Black."
Person 2: "Who?"
Person 1: "I don't know, but the first time I heard her voice, I wanted to punch her in the face."

by please_go_away April 13, 2011

Rebecca Black

The annoying YouTube singer whose next song will be "Saturday."

Person: Rebecca! What is your next song gonna be about?!

Rebecca Black: Well, "Friday" was such a big hit, I decided I was gonna make songs about the rest of the days of the week!

Person: ...

by beaubee4 June 18, 2011

Rebel without a cork

Someone who fires off a champagne cork in a bar with a casual disregard for public safety.

Jim: "A champagne cork just fell out of the sky and hit my girlfriend on the head."

Bob: "I heard the pop from that crowd of bankers over there."

Larry: "Look for a rebel without a cork"

by Suburban Pricktionary June 5, 2013

Armchair Rebel

An individual who will behave in an overly aggressive and confrontational manor, due to the saftey of internet anonimity and the low chance of violent retaliation taken against them.

Usually refers to teenage online gamers and forum posters who insult others and pretend to be 'bad ass', in the knowledge that there is a low probability that they will come to physical harm themselves.

XxEliteSnipezYouDeadxX: "MasterChief117xXx. I'm going to rape your mom then kick your ass, you pussy bitch"

MasterChief117xXx: "Bring it on you TK'ing jerk"

XxXSniperHawkzXz: "Damn that XxEliteSnipezYouDeadxX is such an Armchair Rebel"

or

Johnny: "Yo Mike, I just told this fag on the WoW forums that his lightning shield of mana burn sucks my balls, and that I pound his mom every night"

Mike: "That's cold dude"

Johnny: "Who cares, what's he gonna do, track me down?"

Mike: "You're such an armchair rebel dude, if he ever found you, you would shit yourself"

by dunleeruk December 19, 2009

dirty Rebekah

Aka Dirty Bekah
A person who is homosexual, but,if drunk they turn bi or even straight.

Benny can’t stand that his best friend is a dirty Rebekah

You might wanna stay away from Carlos he’s a dirty Rebekah

Steven got extremely heart broken because he lost his V card to the dirty Rebekah and he has a crush on her

by Onlyme4you April 22, 2020