cabbage roll

A cabbage roll is a rolled up bundle of paper money. A money roll.

Sherrie saw the size of his cabbage roll and knew who she was going home with that evening.

by ringmasterow January 26, 2010

panty roll

What happens to women's panties when you roll them down their legs.

By the time her panties were down by her ankles, they had turned into a panty roll!

by Mr. JD February 12, 2015

Italian Roll

like a California roll only more dangerous. effectively accelerating through a stop sign with zero regard for oncoming traffic or pedestrians. the reason why there are so many accidents in Italy every year. highly dangerous and illegal.

Driver: Hold on we are gonna Italian Roll this bitch
Passengers: .........

by CorsairWWII June 13, 2016

jizz roll

This is the tissue paper that gets stuck to the helmet (glans) of your cock after you've had a wank (fap). You shoot your load into it but then when you try to pull it away, you find you have about 20 scraps of tissue still attached and it's frankly painful to peel them away manually so you have to stand over the wash basin, alternately washing it with one hand and gently peeling it all off with the other. It's a fucking nuisance tbh.

I was looking at the SEMA car show models and saw the one I was going to cum to. She was a stunning Latina. I shot my wad and grabbed the tissue paper and put my knob in there to catch all the spunk but when I went to take it away, I had a jizz roll situation on my hands, pun definitely intended. I had to call my aunt Colleen down and she picked away at it for about half an hour.

by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016

Toilet Roll Panic

1. Sudden uncontrollable anxiety sufferred during use of a sit-down public lavatory when it is discovered that the toilet roll is missing or has run out.

2. A phrase coined by the chief executive of the Hong Kong Consumer Council, during The Great HK Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 which arose from rumours of a lack of supply due to manufacturers switching production to face masks.

Having done my business I looked around and sufferred a brief bout of Toilet Roll Panic on seeing the empty bog roll holder

We all lose out if toilet roll panic continues

Armed robbers who stole hundreds of toilet rolls were being hunted by Hong Kong police on Monday, in a city wracked by Toilet Roll Panic caused by coronavirus panic-buying.

by KevinHK February 16, 2020

salty tootsie roll

To lick a man's testicles and jerk him off at the same time.

Last night she gave me a salty tootsie roll until I expoded through the center of my tootsie pop, "I wonder how many licks that took"?

by Sunset Will April 19, 2009

Team Cinnamon Roll

The term for Rosanna Pansino on Escape The Night Season 3-4 Love you Rosanna! #teamcinnamonroll

Person 1: Which team are you on for escape the night?
Person 2: I’m on team Cinnamon Roll!
Person 1: Me too!
Person1 and 2:#teamcinnamonroll!

by Stanna4GabbieHanna July 17, 2019