A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
by Gentlycough September 20, 2022
Get the Puddle Lovemug. Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"
by William Beiler January 5, 2009
Get the puddlingmug. 
When a person is addicted to using drugs in the form of a puddle, whether its smoking, or injecting.
Jenny had the puddle disease since she was 14 when she started smoking shards, and now she bangs em.
by Cloud Sniper March 10, 2014
Get the puddle diseasemug. Similar to “The Gravy Method” but instead of getting the gravy out, the individual who put the powder inside the other persons asshole is tied down while the person with the gravy inside their asshole forcefully shits on the other persons face, proceeding to make the mess of a muddy puddle
by trippy dippy September 8, 2025
Get the Muddy Puddlemug. by mjrulz5 September 1, 2016
Get the sexy puddlemug. A slur that is said when somebody particular of Asian descent is being obnoxious, rude, needy, or a punk.
by Owler45 November 4, 2025
Get the Puddle Stompermug.