Penny Press

A penny press is someone who always has to chime in and say some half-fact nonsense. They try to act smart and seem like they know stuff but, the “stuff” is worthless like a penny. Think of one of those penny machines where you put two in and one squashed penny comes out.

“She’s just a penny press, always putting in her two cents and not contributing to the conversation”
“What you’re saying is useless, stop being a penny press”

by BluePug May 27, 2022

Politicooleky Press

The Politicooleky Press is a blog for Eastern Kentucky politics & sundries. Founded in 2021 by Charles Charlie Joseph, the goal is to increase political participation in the most apathetic parts of the commonwealth.

The Politicooleky Press is the best dang Eastern Kentucky Politics blog on the levisa!

by Isaac Shelby December 29, 2021

Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.

Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.

by Cmonkey April 18, 2022

Pressed

To be mad

You are very pressed.

by anonymous April 21, 2022

Quarter press

While experiencing a quarter chub, a man will finagle his penis into a woman’s vagina via thumb and forefinger.

I couldn’t my cock rock hard, so I gave ‘er the ol’ quarter press.

by Flaccidpatchkids November 17, 2021

Presses

Ecstasy/MDMA in a concentrated, pressed pill.

We had some fire presses last night; blue grenades I think they were called?

by redsfan1324 March 16, 2022

Chat Press

1. When people debate or argue online well past the original point and it gets off topic.
2. When someone is arguing just to be arguing in the comment section.

Damn! This dude still responding although that shit was a week ago. He trying to Press chat the trend.

I got 37 likes on my post and DemonDick667 is destroying me in the comment section I can't go quiet into the night...I'm Press Chat this guy.

This guy we started debating online about Lebron, how did we get on Eminem's mom spaghett. I think he's Press chatting me.

Chat Pressing

by This Black guy said once October 18, 2021