Phantom Dump

When you take a dump in a shoebox, or other innocent looking receptacle. You then leave it somewhere where it blends in with its surroundings. The horrible smell emanating from the box makes people have to search through everything to find it.

Ericha really pissed me off, so I took a phantom dump in a shoebox and hid it under her bed. She'll probably find it after searching around for it later.

by Rico DelMar December 22, 2008

phantom gourmet

While on a dinner date, secretly jerk off into your hand. Wait until the girl gets up to use the bathroom, or distract her in some way. When she's not looking BAM! into her salad/food. Works particularly well if she's having fettuccine alfredo or some similar dish.

I was out to dinner with my girl last night. She got fettuccine alfredo, so when she wasn't looking I pulled a phantom gourmet and threw a fist full of cum in her food. She never figured out why the alfredo sauce was so salty.

by jfox May 2, 2006

the phantom penis

A scary frigging flash game in which a woman is abducted by aliens and you press a bar at the bottom of the screen to have oral sex or to anal probe and the like seriously WTF! And has mock characters like Hand Solo and Spewie, gauranteed to freak you out!

random guy: did you play the phantom penis last night?

random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky

random guy: lol

by WTFscarygameAAAAAAHHHHHHH! July 8, 2009

The phantom of the opera

When a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partners face. Thus having half the face covered in cum, while at the same time having that person yell in a high note from the force of the slap.

She liked when I gave her the phantom of the opera

by Dirty don pablo October 18, 2017

phantom menacing

the idea of being in denial, for an extended period of time, that a movie you've watched was bad or disappointing, especially after having highly anticipated it; after this period, you eventually admit to yourself that said movie was, in fact, not as good as you'd thought.

"My most recent case of phantom menacing was after Jurassic World, where I remained in denial for a good half year before finally coming to my senses."

by seefranc June 16, 2016

Phantom Sipper

Someone who doesn't finish their alcohol before they open a new can/bottle and then doesn't admit that the unfinished drinks are theirs. This results in numerous half-full drinks left lying around.

John: "Who keeps leaving these half-full bottles around?"

Ben(Phantom Sipper): "Not me."

John: "Someone is a phantom sipper!"

by HH_Reezy January 18, 2013

phantom pooper

When an individual gets so drunk that he/she shits in a place besides the toilet, but no one remembers who, why, or when.

becky: "hey, what's that smell?"
rachel: "i think the phantom pooper has returned..."

by orangutanlover804x September 9, 2011