How do you know if you're a pencil neck geek? Check for the following symptoms:
1. You read Harry Potter books.
2. You're a liberal.
3. You cry a lot.
4. You receive flu shots.
5. You wear sandals with socks...colored socks.
6. You work in a "safe job" that involves an inordinate amount of bureaucracy, paperwork, or technology.
7. You design security software more complex than what it was designed to protect.
8. You're a virgin.
9. You have a discordant fashion sense, with questionable hygienne, but don't seem to notice.
10. Your greatest athletic accomplishment involves a mouse or remote control.
11. You can't hold your head straight.
1. You read Harry Potter books.
2. You're a liberal.
3. You cry a lot.
4. You receive flu shots.
5. You wear sandals with socks...colored socks.
6. You work in a "safe job" that involves an inordinate amount of bureaucracy, paperwork, or technology.
7. You design security software more complex than what it was designed to protect.
8. You're a virgin.
9. You have a discordant fashion sense, with questionable hygienne, but don't seem to notice.
10. Your greatest athletic accomplishment involves a mouse or remote control.
11. You can't hold your head straight.
On his way home from the Star Trek convention, Bobby's Chihuahua tore Eugene a new asshole. Eugene is a snot nosed pencil neck geek.
by Neil Gendreau October 30, 2007
Get the pencil neck mug.After you turn in your application for early decision you are accepted, denied or defered. When you are defered you have to wait tell march to here from that school so you application status is pending. Basically its there as cruel and unusual punishment. As your friends get in your application continues to say Pending. When you are supposed to here sometime in march and its the 21st and you havent heard yet, pending becomes the worst word in the dictionary.
Your application status: Pending
It's pending on whether or not im gonna get pissed for waiting so long.
Q. What is the first thing you think when you here the word pending?
A. FUCK
John: success!!! i finally got the first layer of the rubiks cube done
BOB: nice, those things frustrate me almost as much as the word pending
It's pending on whether or not im gonna get pissed for waiting so long.
Q. What is the first thing you think when you here the word pending?
A. FUCK
John: success!!! i finally got the first layer of the rubiks cube done
BOB: nice, those things frustrate me almost as much as the word pending
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One who talks nothing but a load of old Cobblers on football message boards. This is not a negative thing, he is funny as f**k!
by Lunchy28 April 6, 2008
Get the pencilpete mug.by Mattf October 1, 2014
Get the pengiun mug.She's beautiful, sweet and an outgoing person. You will never have a bad day with her. She always puts others before her self and is a person you can always depend on. She is also very trustworthy and friendly. Although she may go through tough times, she manages to keep a beautiful smile on her face.
by Sarah Gomes February 23, 2017
Get the Penicia mug.A school filled with dumbass stoners and nicotine fiends. The entire school is killing themselves and getting high.
by Lil Dickie! June 10, 2018
Get the Penfield high mug.The current trend in moblie phones has led to people (notably girls) sending irrelevant and useless text messages to each other. Girlfriends often pencil - case their boyfriends when a phone call would do to retain that secretive "pass a note in the classroom" element to the relationship.
AS VERB: Where's James gone? To pencil - case his girlfriend.
AS ADJECTIVE: She's a bit pencil - case
AS ADJECTIVE: She's a bit pencil - case
by Simon Trosper January 24, 2005
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