Damn sexiest man alive. Born in the cold state of Alaska, Nicholas A. Badman wrestled his first moose at the age of three and regularly put flaming poos on Sara Palin's door step from ages of 11-12. Tired of the lack of challenges the last frontier had to offer him, he moved to Oklahoma to take on Tornados, like in the movie Hercules. Afraid that he was becoming too powerful to trust himself, he moved to Ohio to live the simple life. But destiny called on him again, and he could no longer sit on his laurels. The call of the wild demanded that he save the world and if you listen very closely at night you can hear him constructing the cities of the future.
"Have you heard of Nick Badman?"
"Dude, who hasn't heard of Nick Badman. I heard he took on a pack of wolves just for a burrito."
"ME TOO!"
"Dude, who hasn't heard of Nick Badman. I heard he took on a pack of wolves just for a burrito."
"ME TOO!"
by darkling4ever February 23, 2016
by Thies307 March 30, 2018
The greatest guy on earth. Destined to go out with the most beautiful girl on Earth who’s name is usually Adriana
by ix69ine May 08, 2018
by GravyInspector February 03, 2020
by Yeet-O-Tron9000 September 02, 2019
1. (Verb) Stumbling and falling, especially slowly and over chairs or while talking on the phone.
2. (Noun) Someone who stumbles or falls in public.
2. (Noun) Someone who stumbles or falls in public.
by That Guy with the Typewriter October 05, 2009