Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.
I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Terrible, terrible place. Everyday innocent New Yorkers are forced to drive there for work. Literal garbage.
by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021

An outfit consisting of a wife-beater (of any color, but usually a discolored white one) that is tucked into jeans. It is named as such bevause that's what people in New Jersey wear to bed, probably.
by Lildonger415 March 29, 2023

A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”
by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022

by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025

He’s a shadow man who haunts the surrounding areas of Holly Parkway and Laurel Lane in Williamstown, New Jersey he is described too have no facial features but he does wear a slenderman type suit and he likes too hide behind trees and spook visitors with footsteps and growls. He is considered a demonic entity. He typically hides from aware children but is somewhat open too ghost hunters.
That’s ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas
The who?
The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area
The who?
The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area
by I play Skyrim September 7, 2023
