muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and hit their balls

Person 1: Hey man how’d you deal with that bully

Person 2: Had to give him a good ol muddy mussolini

by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024

muddy rimjob

When the rimjob got a little more brown than it should.

“Yeah last weekend I gave Sam a muddy rimjob.”

by Lemonboolaiid March 15, 2024

muddy potato toss

While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location

Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.

by Potato scooper November 4, 2013

muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit

I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.

by jimhalper April 18, 2018

Muddy Rope

The twin disciplines of buying thongs and not being remotely capable of wiping your arse.

Janine was the belle of the ball until she bent over, inadvertently subjecting the growing crowd to her muddy rope.

by FiveGuysFingered November 8, 2025

Muddy Puddle

To stomp shit down a shower drain

I just done a muddy puddle in the shower

by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023

Muddy Pancake

The act of plopping a human steamer on to the breasts of a female laying on her back with her boobs flat like a pancake.

Yeah last night I left a muddy pancake on Kenzie. She loved it and asked for another muddy pancake.

by Turdcutter69 November 13, 2017