Muddy Neck

when you are performing anal sex with your significant other and get shit dick and they proceed to give you oral sex directly after

Hey Babe, tryna give me some muddy neck later?

by shermanator615 July 3, 2024

muddy gems

Filthy testicles

If you expect to get any tonight you'd best clean those muddy gems.

by 100010001 June 10, 2016

Muddy Pancake

The act of plopping a human steamer on to the breasts of a female laying on her back with her boobs flat like a pancake.

Yeah last night I left a muddy pancake on Kenzie. She loved it and asked for another muddy pancake.

by Turdcutter69 November 13, 2017

Muddy Butt Slimes

The worst possible boul movement of your life, it’s the worst of the worst, hell if it was a shit, your sliding around on the toilet trying to keep traction but all of the feces beneath your ass is keeping you from staying on the seat, your yet to know what happens next, so you accept your fate.

Yo bro that Taco Bell gave me the worst muddy butt slimes of my life.

by LIMINALGINGER May 6, 2024

Muddy Sword

When you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull it out and it got shit on it.

“After fucking my wife's ass I pulled out and realized I had been given a Muddy Sword”

by pDawg aye July 30, 2024

Muddy Helmet

When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.

Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.

by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 11, 2020

muddy avalanche

The process of jerking off (masturbating) yourself (or somebody else) to the point of climax, and the receiver orgasms while simultaneously farting and defecating themselves.

“Hey is Jake ok?
“He’s gonna be out a while. Hunter gave him a muddy avalanche and he’s out stone cold.”

by Theloonfromfamilyguy March 8, 2025