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monke

guy: I am Monke where banana hehehe E 69 funny
Me:(-_-)
by Hitlerisawoman July 31, 2021
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jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!
by Gatorgar December 21, 2016
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Monke

Monke is ancestor, Monke is love, Monke is life, Monke is everything hooman are not hooman are not hot, monke on other hand is hot VERY hot.
Go back i want to be Monke >:(
by MonkeMMMMMM November 17, 2021
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Monke

A joking way of using the word monkey. Usually used in memes
by Hashira_ January 23, 2022
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Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.
I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.
by New English July 6, 2010
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monke

by anonymous March 2, 2021
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Monke

Somthing 9 year olds say because they think they are funny.
Boy: LOL monke.
Mother: This is why nobody loves you.
by GooseMilker May 7, 2022
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