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Michael

You are a michael
by luke_baker September 21, 2017
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Michael

A common name for men who suck dick. Their step dad's passed down to them the ability to suck dick for cocaine. The original Michael was the Archangel of sucking dick. After Michael digest all the protein from the cock fields, they usually go to their sisters homes to put shit stains on their toilets.
Meet your new step dad Michael... (the beginning of your dick sucking career)
by TheGoodLordofHouston September 7, 2016
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Michael

A fat lying sack of shit who likes to lick toilet seats. He is rejected by most girls except for the ones that just date to make their ex jealous. He is never going to be trustworthy and will always be prone to crying at the sight of a sheet of math homework.
Michael walked into the house for more dinner from his mom.
by AdvancedAtom June 1, 2017
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Michael

you're such a fucking Michael
by jesus2222 May 21, 2018
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Michael

This name means heartbreaker you should run. They are sweet and kind on the outside but on the inside your not the only one being swept off your feet.
Michael is talking to Katie, Bailey,and Lexi saying I love you to all them. Michaels a whore.
by TheRealistTalk..... June 4, 2019
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Michael

Michael is a great boyfriend, SIKE HE IS A FRIENDLY ASS HOE THAT IS IN EVERY BITCH FACE, TREATS OTHER BITCHES BETTER AND ACTS LIKE THEY MEAN MORE TO HIM MORE THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND
Girl:You know Michael?
Other girl: Duh he fucc with everyone homegirls
by Job Needed January 5, 2019
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Michael

An autistic and retarded child in my school that loves lil pump and asking people for their eggrolls.
Michael: hEy CaN i HaVe Ur LeFtOvErS?
Me: Shut up Michael you gay child. You just had 4 slices of pizza.
Michael: WoW i CaNt BeLiEvE yOu. We AiNt FrIeNdS aNyMoRe.
Me: We never were, go suck a nut.
by AnimalGamer906 March 27, 2019
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