Mexican Vasectomy

When a man is holding up a pinata at a kid's birthday party, and one of the kids hits him in the nuts with the stick.

Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.

by Team Ax April 29, 2021

Annoying Mexican

The one Mexican in school who plays Mexican music at full blast
or who pulls up in his dads truck saying its his cuh

hey have you heard of the new Annoying Mexican?
how could you not hear him?

by Annoying Mexican February 4, 2021

Mexican Turtle

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.

Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge

by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018

mexican backrub

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a massage.

Hey honey why don't you and the Chihuahua give me a Mexican backrub?

by Mr. GL April 15, 2017

The Mexican Hat

Poor Mans steak and potatoes. Fried bologna topped with mashed potatoes and melted cheese.

I was at my boy Nick's house and I was hungry and he didnt have anything but bologna, idaho spuds, and cheese. So i decided to make The Mexican Hat.

by murfdizzle83 October 19, 2011

mexican budlight

When you dip a Taquito in a girls ass hole and take it out proceed to dip it in a bud light and feed it to her.

“She came over last night and I gave her a Mexican budlight for dessert.”

by Clee Toris May 24, 2020

Mexican Cheese

When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.

Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-

Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.

by investigate3.11 November 4, 2018