Soft McDonald

A code phrase that one says while in a public setting to convey that a hearty bowel movement is afoot following the ingestion of copious amounts of fast food.

Yeah, that McPick 2 is going to be a Soft McDonald in a matter of moments.

by TheBaeistBae August 19, 2016

McDonald's Boy

Someone who's just a goddamn McDonald's boy.

Person 1: "Hey you, get over here. I wanna talk ta you."
Person 2: "Yea? Everything cool?"
Person 1: "Naw, it ain't fuckin' cool and I'll tell ya why. I seen your kind around here before."
Person 2: "Look sir, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't want any trouble. Just let me get my drink."
Person 1: "Psht, typical...I knew it as soon as I seen you walk in that there door."
Person 2: "What the hell are you even talking about old man?"
Person 1: "Yer one uh them goddamn McDonald's boys ain'tcha?"

by StinkyPinkerton October 2, 2018

Mcdonald Bowl

A Fantasy Football game named after a douchebag food lion employee. This game features the two worst teams in the league, and the loser is awarded the golden plunger, and the Toilet chair of shame!

Well its been another unlucky year of fantasy football, looks like I'll be playing in the McDonald Bowl again.

by TheLeague ofFantasyLegends December 18, 2021

The McDonald’s Effect

When a store/restaurant decreases in quality as the amount of locations increase.

The new pizza chain down the road isn’t very clean and the employees aren’t well trained. It seems like they have the McDonald’s effect.

by ManonXD March 19, 2020

a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018

The mcdonald's effect

When a girls snaps make her look good but apon seeing her she is a "munter"

Just as in advertisements for mcdonald's burgers they look delicious but in real life they're poorly crafted monstrositys

Person 1: guys it happend.
Person 2: what happend?
Person 1: the mcdonald's effect.
Person 2: unlucky.

by La frasé del dia May 2, 2023

Lois McDonald

The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.

Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".

Person 1: "I'm still hungry."
Person 2: "Piss off Lois McDonald."

by NightSaberX October 10, 2021