masheeshka shuffle

when your girlfriend walks in on you while masterbaiting and you ejaculate onto a shish kabob.

super bowl Sunday I invited

my girlfriend walked in on me while doing the masheeshka shuffle.

by here.kittie.kittie.0 July 26, 2023

Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

MASHEER

Masheer is a person pure of heart a women's Dream Husband He sweet Like sugar To good looking to be Alive Women pleasure He has the biggest cock you will ever see No big he cant hide it A man Of High Value Most Feared Man on Earth Possessive like a lion He has ice in his Vains An Unspoken Rizz

MASHEER IS THR MOST HANDSOME MAN OF THEM ALL

by MASHEER November 24, 2023

MASHEER

Masheer is a person Pure of Heart A women's Dream Husband He's Sweet Like sugar To good to be Alive A women pleasure He has the biggest cock ever so big he can't hide it A Man Of High Value Most Feared Man on Earth Possessive like a lion He has Ice in his Vains

MASHEER IS THE MOST POWERFULL MAN ON PLANET EARTH

by MASHEER November 24, 2023

Mashed Potatoes

A vegetable(Or severely autistic person) who just ate shit.

"Bro did you see that autistic kid fall?"
"Yeah, His ass is mashed potatoes"

by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023

mashed potato baddie

A girl whose sole occupation consists of expertly mashing spuds day in and day out, turning the humble tuber into a work of culinary art!

Chef 1: "Who's on the mashed potato baddie duty tonight?"
Chef 2: "I did it yesterday, so it's your turn today!"
Chef 1: "Fair enough, I'll be the mashed potato baddie today and whip up a batch that'll have everyone begging for seconds."

by BeanieBenny February 16, 2024

Masher

A unserious gyalist that beats and deletes there situationships

That guy is a masher

by Amy100 December 3, 2024