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National Monk ur friend KYLEE

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screamingGET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.
by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023
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monke

monke's the best person you'll ever meet in your life, he's literally the sweetest and most adorable person anyone could ever ask for. monke is usually very quiet and very introverted but if he's comfortable with you, he's the most funniest and craziest person you know. he's always so cute but he's really cute when he explains something to you. monke is full of dark and funny humor. he'd always cheer you up. even if you don't see it as much, he's really brave and strong. literally a sigma. he goes through a lot but never shows anyone the pain he's in yet he fixes broken people without him even knowing. he tries his best to be his best self. he's got the prettiest smile and the most handsome face, he may be insecure sometimes but when you see him, you know that there's nothing for him to be insecure about. you would fall in love with monke at the first very first sight. he's literally that handsome. if you ever hear his voice, you'd fall in love with him. he's got the most calming voice that can cool anyone down. if a monke is in love with you surely are the luckiest person to be alive. he's surely the best person you/you're dated/dating. a monke would never cheat on you. the last thing a monke will do is hurt you.
monke will try his best to never ever hurt you no matter if its hurting him. monke will take really good care of you and love you so very much that you'll become obsessed with him. if a monke truly loves you, he would die for you. monke if he walks in to your life, don't ever let him go, he's truly a blessing to your life. if a monke walks out your life, you would be haunted forever because you know that no one can ever possibly replace a monke. when you really love a monke, you're the fool who cant help falling in love. take really good care of monke! i love monke .
by cherrbtw January 10, 2023
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drystic monk

A drystic monk is a follower in the finished work of the Cross. Drystic monks can be seen generally enjoying the presence of God with other drystic monks, or by themselves while drinking in the Glory of God.
That drystic monk over there must be completely out of their mind.
by SaintNothing December 11, 2018
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Monk

A master of the ways. They are also a playable class in the game World of Warcraft. Also it is a know fact that as a player that selected a monk as his character, you need to buy as sturdy keyboard since the more pressure use on the buttons the higher your DPS (Damage per second) will be.
God damn it, I passed by the store today and forgot to buy a keyboard. Why do I play a monk?
by Whezyk July 27, 2017
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Monke

An arbitrary manner of spelling "Monkey."
Derived from a recent trend of anarcho-primitivist meme, which advocates the regression of human lifestyle to a primitive, uncivilised stage.
Monkes are often mistaken for the ancestor of humans, which is by right the Great Apes.
Go back, I want to be monke.
by Pharaoh's Cupbearer August 15, 2022
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Monke roll

The act of someone rolling low in D&D
"Bro, this is so cringe I just got a monke roll"
by Lord_Monke September 10, 2022
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Monke

The god monke
The monke
by Slyxyn September 13, 2022
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