The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.
"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
by Kurdaitcha February 02, 2020
A victorious exclamation of unknown origins.
Normally used battle cry from person who smacked shit out of some small fry in a mostly one sided ass whopping.
Sometimes used before a victory against an unworthy opponent either before the finisher or the fight altogether.
Normally used battle cry from person who smacked shit out of some small fry in a mostly one sided ass whopping.
Sometimes used before a victory against an unworthy opponent either before the finisher or the fight altogether.
Ominously powerful dude : *summons lightning that disintegrates some imps*
Other imps : *scatter*
Ominously powerful dude : That's right, hell spawn, flee for you lives! The night is mine!
Guy 1 : Take this! *misses*
Guy 2 : You fool! the night is mine! *proceeded to whoop ass*
Other imps : *scatter*
Ominously powerful dude : That's right, hell spawn, flee for you lives! The night is mine!
Guy 1 : Take this! *misses*
Guy 2 : You fool! the night is mine! *proceeded to whoop ass*
by Expert charlatan January 05, 2022
Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.
Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
by Jugh Hanus May 07, 2016
by nir5117 February 06, 2018
by makeitadoubleSTAT January 24, 2012
Ms Marx : "Go to the locker Kayanna."
Kayanna: ( talkin to a friend but still heard the teacher)
Ms Marx : "Kayanna, go to the locker."
Kayanna: "I heard you! damn "(proceeds talkin to a friend)
Ms Marx:" Kayanna! GET YOUR ASS UP AND GO TO THE LOCKER FO' I CALL YOUR MOM!"
Kayanna:( rolls eyes gets up and slowly walks to the locker while mumbling and rolling eyes) Oh ma godd you straight toppin mines like....
Kayanna: ( talkin to a friend but still heard the teacher)
Ms Marx : "Kayanna, go to the locker."
Kayanna: "I heard you! damn "(proceeds talkin to a friend)
Ms Marx:" Kayanna! GET YOUR ASS UP AND GO TO THE LOCKER FO' I CALL YOUR MOM!"
Kayanna:( rolls eyes gets up and slowly walks to the locker while mumbling and rolling eyes) Oh ma godd you straight toppin mines like....
by WiFeY NuMbAh 2 July 12, 2009
i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz
by kidlinger June 25, 2010