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MILAMITY

An event or instance where you come in contact with a delusional, perpetual liar.
The time I spent around Jeremy has led to this milamity.
by JargonWise February 14, 2025
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Miyami

A kind and really cool girl who is very smart and likes drawing. They really like gaming in their freetime if they're really bored. They are also a person who you can tell everything to and will keep your secrets (if your on their good side). And also they have... questionable.. things on their mind.
Guy 1: Hey do you know that girl's name who likes dra-
Guy 2: You mean Miyami?
by Kara Kurentli February 25, 2025
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Miami Espresso

When espresso is poured over a marshmallow to mimic a Cuban Espresso.

Also known as the Miami Espresso, Florida Cuban Coffee, a Café Balsero or Castro’s Gator Meth
That barista girl wouldn’t serve me a Miami Espresso cuz I ain’t had no shoes on, well, that and I gave her and her mom the clap last Tuesday
by Mt.Uranus April 11, 2025
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Miami girls' trip

The doomed stereotypical trip that a group of girlfriends takes to Miami. Factors like the stress of planning/travel, forced proximity, and finances cause tensions to rise, often resulting in some kind of fight. The friend group is irreparably damaged upon returning home.

Any ill-fated trip by a friend group can embody the Miami girls' trip. The friends do not have to be girls and the destination does not have to be Miami. If the group trip ruined your friendships, you've had the MGT experience.
Things were never the same between them after the Miami girls' trip.
by Meradeet April 24, 2025
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Miami Jellyfish

Slurping blood clot of a girl’s used tampon for sexual gratification
I just saw this creep take my tampon from the trash for a Miami jellyfish… GROSS!
by Fartwarrior March 25, 2026
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Miami Vice

An interracial couple having sexual intercourse while wearing Hawaiian shirts and driving in a red corvette with the top down.
When my friend’s mom asked me if I wanted to watch Miami Vice, I thought she was talking about the show…..boy was I wrong.
by Jordingho March 27, 2026
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