Michael

A selfish jerk who only cares about himself. Someone who will never be successful in life, in any way possible. Also a ugly looking loser.

Michael is a loser.

by Best At CoD And WWE January 18, 2017

Michael

Most annoying person ever. Most people dislike him.

Dude, stop being so dumb, your acting like michael

by Respek.whamen August 7, 2018

Michael

Michaels come off sweet. They tend to be players but will come out with the truth that they did fall for you when its too late. They always have a girlfriend because anyone would snatch them up.

Watch out for Michaels they might catch your heart.

by AL20000 June 24, 2018

Michael

Fat ass Guatomolon who eats whatever is in the fridge, doesnt clean up his mess, calls everyone n****** and has a baby chode

Girl: "Ewwww he is such a Michael

by Startrel8637 May 19, 2018

Michael

Faggot

You are a michael

by luke_baker September 21, 2017

Michael

A fat lying sack of shit who likes to lick toilet seats. He is rejected by most girls except for the ones that just date to make their ex jealous. He is never going to be trustworthy and will always be prone to crying at the sight of a sheet of math homework.

Michael walked into the house for more dinner from his mom.

by AdvancedAtom June 1, 2017

Michael

1. Defined as a hyposthenic little boy with little calves
2. Often gets mistaken with baby giraffes due to their uncanny resemblance

3. Often cannot keep up with the boys during a sesh

Michael: "I struggled to keep up with the boys last night"
Girls: *Laughing*

by Kashmoney2212 August 1, 2018