Some fucking retartd that cant play video games. He is autisitc , disabled , has pimples all around his face. Has a phat bowlcut.
Nigga dont pull s Michael
by PeanutMango February 01, 2018
An asshole
by Fagsgshhdhssh March 29, 2018
Fat ass Guatomolon who eats whatever is in the fridge, doesnt clean up his mess, calls everyone n****** and has a baby chode
by Startrel8637 April 02, 2018
Ugliest Man you will ever see. Honestly don’t go near him. He breaks ur heart, and makes ur eyes cry just from looking at him. He isn’t cute in the heart, soul, or body. He is just, disgusting.
by urbiotch May 28, 2018
A fat lying sack of shit who likes to lick toilet seats. He is rejected by most girls except for the ones that just date to make their ex jealous. He is never going to be trustworthy and will always be prone to crying at the sight of a sheet of math homework.
by AdvancedAtom June 02, 2017
Definition 1: Similar to blue balls, the Micheals also include a gooey feeling on the small of your back.
Definition 2: AIDS in the brain.
Definition 2: AIDS in the brain.
GUY 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
GUY 2: No... a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down...
Guy 1: Oh shit!! Do you want to borrow my revolver?
Guy 2: Oh lol you just totally gave me The Michaels.
GUY 2: No... a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down...
Guy 1: Oh shit!! Do you want to borrow my revolver?
Guy 2: Oh lol you just totally gave me The Michaels.
by juicegiver December 08, 2009