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a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)
“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”
by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018
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Heard Island and McDonald Islands

A place where when you hear it, you think it's fake.
And then... yeah.
It's real.
Hey, this new guy lives in the... Heard Island and McDonald Islands?
by SammyBoi99 March 3, 2022
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The Holy McDonald

When you believe that fingering is the only method of sexual activity, you also finger bash a girl with a Condom on.
DoggyBalls: Bro! I saw you with that chick last night, a bit of black magic never hurt nobody! Did you smash?
MC WOG: Nah bro. I only believe in The Holy Mcdonald.
by Whoneedsajobba5 October 12, 2022
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Sinking Spring McDonalds

One of the greatest McDonalds of all-time! Great employees, yummy food, and fast service! It is known by those in the area as being the best in the business.
The Sinking Spring McDonalds really has some great big macs!
by SinkyMan69 July 2, 2023
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It's like Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay but to a higher extreme. It is so much more offensive that it can end worlds. Please use with extreme caution. Witches have been known to use this word long ago. We are lucky to still be standing today...
Person 1: You're an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay!

Person 2: Oi?? Well YOU'RE a Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie!!

Person 1 was found dead later that day...
by Beanus Tightus Mightus Hightus January 15, 2019
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McDonalds

by Anonymous July 27, 2003
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McDonalds

A place where people of all ages and sizes exchange money for shite eat it and come out 50 tonnes heavier. And the place that sues anyone or thing that has the prefix Mc.
I went to mcdonalds an now my scales dont register my weight it is so much. I was later sued by mcdonalds when they found out my name was Mckenzie.
by The Bean July 22, 2003
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