Matrocity

(I) There's something going on here.

There was a big matrocity.

I hit my knee and that was a big matrocity.

My brother is a huge matrocity.

I slept on the floor with a brick thats a matrocity.

I am about to Matrocity

by divingthroughthewoods February 15, 2022

mateosexual

Mateosexual is when a person hates being horny but is usually horny and sometimes hard.. that’s if you have a penis If not just imagine one

sprotosy: hey look at mateo I heard he recently came out as Mateosexual
Dave:that’s cool

by myku March 4, 2022

Matosing

When you get an under age girl high, raw dawg her, nut, then spit on her back when you pull out, then feed her a plan b pill the next day.

I saw a Mexican hanging out with your daughter the other day matosing the shit out of her.

by Xijiping August 4, 2022

Maroš

nice guy, likes Billie Eilish and dresses in mostly black, gray or white

He is so quirky…
Who is? Maroš?
Yes.

by ella mell September 4, 2022

Mahrose

Mahrose is a very special person who grows on your heart rather quickly. She’s very caring and is always there when she’s needed. She might call you gay for showing affection but that’s just because she doesn’t know how to flirt back 😹. Also best partner name for her is Martin ig idk. Mahrose has long pretty wavy hair (even tho she doesn’t like it because she’s dumb asf), her eye bags also match mine so like woah marry me alr?! Her favourite colour is black obv and loves me too hahahaahahah. Tuesday is a very special day to her too and she celebrates it every week with me 🥱😮 💨 did i mention she loves me

Damn Mahrose really loves me. Should keep her in my life forever.

by mahrose<3 September 13, 2022

Mahrose

Mahrose is a very special person who grows on your heart rather quickly. She’s very caring and is always there when she’s needed. She might call you gay for showing affection but that’s just because she doesn’t know how to flirt back 😹. Also best partner name for her is Martin ig idk. Mahrose has long pretty wavy hair (even tho she doesn’t like it because she’s dumb asf), her eye bags also match mine so like woah marry me alr?! Her favourite colour is black obv and loves me too hahahaahahah. Tuesday is a very special day to her too and she celebrates it every week with me 🥱😮 💨 did i mention she loves me

Damn Mahrose really loves me. Should keep her in my life forever.

by mahrose<3 September 13, 2022

Matos Duck Face

A duckface used to condescendingly dismiss a statement or an important discussion. Typically used in a joking way to avoid or disapprove of a topic.

There it is…the Matos duck face.

by coldstonerocker April 19, 2023