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Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.
by greenbot4 February 20, 2023
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Squid in lungs

When your girlfriend / boyfriend is asleep and you force feed them squid but shove it down into there lungs instead of there stomach
Did you hear last week Jason force fed his girlfriend guusje squid when she was asleep she died of squid in lungs
by Jason&guusje July 19, 2022
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Lungs

Jessica: That is so lungs!

David: I know right ! daddy as fuck
by godsonlyfollower January 31, 2021
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Glue lung

When you roll joints using envelopes and seal it together licking the glue. THen get fucking twacked from the glue and bleach and start hitting your forehead against a nail to get the cock roaches out from behind your skull.
I smoked so much envelope joints I think I got glue lung.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020
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lung desiese

“oh look… she’s a lung desiese, stay away
by xoxohannahxoxo December 20, 2021
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