by Steve - Buffalo NY August 20, 2003
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by FindMeThere October 19, 2006
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Someone who is so obsessed with the popular kids at school that they will lick the jock's jock just to be noticed by them, or because they really like it. Also a more heinous nickname for Washington Huskies QB Jake Locker.
by Quacky Bird July 25, 2010
Get the Jock Licker mug.When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.
Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"
Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"
Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"
by JOHNNNNNNNNYY July 10, 2008
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Get the Lobster Licker mug.Man 1: Dude that wrestler is such a pillow licker!
Man 2: Really? He seems tough!
Man 1: No way! I saw him playing with some kittens the other day!
Man 2: Really? He seems tough!
Man 1: No way! I saw him playing with some kittens the other day!
by Grand Tissue Box December 29, 2012
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